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Some lawmakers hold press conferences, field questions, and attempt to articulate actual policy; Rep. Robin Comey (D-Branford) instead prefers TikToks where a children’s book and a bizarre audio clip stand in for actual thought.

Comey’s latest masterpiece features her peeking out from behind Constitution Illustrated — basically the Constitution rewritten for people who find chapter books intimidating — while a TikTok voiceover from someone named “Archer” solemnly proclaims:

“I love abortion and trans people and migrants and birth control and immigrants and gay people and having fun and just being a nice and overall good person.”

What does any of this have to do with the Constitution? No one knows. Least of all the person holding the book.

Comey then lowers the book with the sort of smug expression you normally see right before someone says “Yaaas queen” to themselves in the mirror. Her caption?

“And now… for your news from the Constitution State.”

News? From who? From a TikTok audio recorded by a guy who sounds like he’s filming from the floor of his dorm room?

And then, because embarrassing herself once wasn’t enough, she piles on: “You know the assignment.”

Actually, no. We don’t. Because the “assignment” seems to be:

1. Grab a book with pictures in it.
2. Play a TikTok audio so cartoonish even progressives should feel embarrassed.
3. Call it “news” and hope no one asks you to explain anything.

Let’s examine the message she chose to amplify.

Who — seriously, who — goes around bragging, “I love abortion”?

Loving abortion is not a moral stance. It’s not a virtue. You cannot claim to be “a nice and overall good person” while simultaneously celebrating killing as if it belongs on a list with brunch, pumpkin spiced coffee, and other things that make you feel quirky and cute.

And the rest of the list? It’s the political equivalent of dumping every trendy cause into a blender and hoping it tastes like wisdom. It doesn’t. It tastes like pureed nonsense served with a side of self-righteousness.

This is what passes for political communication now — not arguments, not debate, not policy, but vibes. Vibes performed through filters, captions, and whatever audio clip happens to be going viral among 19-year-olds this week.

Comey wants you to believe this is “news,” that this is what matters in Connecticut. Because apparently our real issues — taxes, utilities, affordability, education, crime — are boring compared to holding up a cartoon Constitution and mouthing along to a TikTok soundbite.

The Constitution she’s using as a prop wasn’t written to justify TikTok feelings. It was written to limit government power — something her politics consistently ignore. But there she is, cheapening the Constitution with a stunt so dumb it feels like a BuzzFeed listicle written on Ambient.

If “you know the assignment” means “pretend social media is governance,” then yes — she nailed it.

But if the assignment was to communicate anything resembling a coherent thought?

She’d be repeating the course with the other students who eat glue.

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